My dear Christian friends.  Let's start by examining what it means to be atheist:  first off, you don't believe in god.  If you don't believe in god, then either you don't know about god, or satan implanted the seeds of confusion in your brain.

 Agree so far"  Good.

Logically, since satan is present, Atheists must be in league with him.  Aye"  So Atheists are really just satanists.

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not at all, you religious fools.  Pardon me for not spouting about jesus.  As I recall, it says 'people of all backgrounds'. 

Learning about jesus, to anyone other than a christian, is exactly like learning about a flying speghetti monster.  I doubt this is the first time you've heard it.

It's sad really, when you want to put prayer in schools.  Did you know 'under god' was ADDED to the pledge of allegiance"

It was.  Or, your holiday.  Christmas.  Let me tell you something:  early christians petitioned the ruling powers to erect a holiday for their messiahs' birth.  They were denied.  So what did they do"  They celebrated on an already celebrated holiday:  THe winter solstice!

Easter is just ther vernal equinox...come on people, use your brains, not your liver.

I'm just saying if you step back and look at what you believe logically, it's rather ignorant and stupid.

Let's accept, for a minute, that there is an all knowing, all powerfull, and all benevolent diety in the sky.  Why in hell would he kill little children"  so they can go straight to heaven"  What about being 'born a sinner'"

Don't be stupid, folks.  There is no entity in the sky, watching your every move.  Morals for the wrong reasons are a lot more dangerious for no morals at all.